I took my garbage out last night and once again, the can was overflowing with your trash. Then again, I’m not sure why this angered me, since you also use my garbage can, park your trucks in my driveway, throw your bottle caps in my planter, take my plants from my property, throw cigarette butts onto my driveway and sing karaoke in your carport until 2:30am. Oh, and even though we live in a residential area, you also keep about two dozen roosters that you torture (which disturbs the entire neighborhood). After living in Lahaina for 34 years, I can honestly say that I’ve never had a neighbor who was so rude, thoughtless, selfish and arrogant. Congratulations! You’ve won the WORST NEIGHBOR AWARD for the entire state!
Illustration by Ron Pitts