Dude on red moped: Not sure you realize this, but you were driving illegally on the airport bike path. You were also on the wrong side of the path, going fast around a blind corner. Did you know that you nearly killed the bicyclist coming from the opposite direction? Thankfully, his reflexes made up for your lack of brains. Had it been a keiki on a tricycle, there’d be the blood of a child on that shiny red moped of yours. For the sake of the rest of us, please get off the road.
Illustration by Ron Pitts