Eh bartender: you flirt with danger when you flirt with obvious married men. Then you turn wicked on their wives. That’s no good. Besides, your looks are fading and will not take you far. The problem here is that you just don’t know when to stop. You came here from the Mainland like the rest of the haoles, thinking that you can bring your trashy ways to our island. How about just leaving alone what you know isn’t yours?
Illustration by Ron Pitts