To the local boys skating in the park in Kihei: WTF? My friend: New-to-the-island haole kid trying to fit in. You: Six guys claiming my friend stole your bike. Dude, he bought that bike for $300, and it was his only ride to and from work. I heard you’ve gotten away with this before; one of your uncles is a security guard? Great role model there. Well, you have the bike, you freaked my friend out and then you continued to skate all afternoon in the park. You can keep the bike, that’s not the point. The point is, where are all the aunties and uncles that should be spanking the six of you?