To the woman who accused me of being a porn star: Before you go mailing out graphic porn DVDs as well as disrespectful and threatening letters to my place of employment, maybe you should get your facts straight and make sure you’ve got the right girl. Your friend in the video may resemble me, but she is clearly not me. There are some very obvious ways to tell. To make matters worse, you don’t even have enough courage to identify yourself and allow me to defend myself and prove you wrong. If I ever find out who you are, I have half a mind to slap you with a lawsuit for defamation of character. So maybe you should have looked a little closer before you went to so much trouble in your attempt to destroy my reputation and get me fired. In the end, the joke is on you… my husband, boss and coworkers all find this whole thing to be quite hilarious. So thanks for a good laugh and the free porn. And by the way, what’s a self-righteous busybody like yourself doing watching cheap porn anyway?