So you think you’re pretty smooth snagging my wife’s wallet when no one was looking, huh? Look, we’re an average hard-working couple with two small children, one and two years old, and we busted our asses to come up with a few extra dollars to spend on them. We’re fortunate they’re too young to know what went on, because thanks to you, they didn’t have a Christmas this year. I’m a firm believer in karma, and I hope the rock you bought with that money delivers the justice you deserve. There’s nothing lower than a thief. That scum that collects behind the grill underneath the fridge is above you.