This goes out to the guest who “lost” his “purse” at the big Wailea resort a few weeks ago. Why did you find it necessary to throw the pole over the front desk to make a point that you are a freak who needs counseling? We all knew that to begin with. Or did you just want the staff to confess that they did in fact steal your bag? Because that didn’t happen, which even you had to admit later when we found it at the pool… exactly where you left it! Hotel management should have had you arrested, but they didn’t. Guys like you shouldn’t come to Hawai`i—you just can’t handle it. Should you be foolish enough to return, just watch your mouth because you’re liable to find some locals who will deal with your issues very differently than we did. Anyway, thanks for leaving, so I can finally relax now.