I would just like to send a big Mahalo Nui Loa to the white supremacists who moved in upstairs from my wife and I. Thanks so much for taking a wonderfully diverse group of people full of Aloha and injecting into it your special brand of racist hatred. It’s such a pleasure to have the other neighbors call the cops on you when you lose it at my wife and me. And thanks for ruining this fabulous neighborhood. Why did you choose Maui as your place to retire? Oh yeah, because you thought “this place wouldn’t end up full of blacks.” Your redneck bigotry doesn’t belong here. Please go. Now.