This goes out to the Westside girl who decided the rest of her neighborhood should take care of her dog instead of just assuming the responsibility herself. If the responsibility of a dog is so much trouble that you can’t handle it, then why don’t you sell the dog or give it away? It’s bad enough that you decided to run a youth hostel in your front yard, which is a sea of tents bursting with unmotivated pot heads, or that you party and make noise until four in the morning. But really, I’m just tired of feeding your dog and watching it ravage the neighborhood every day. See, after the novelty of owning a puppy wears off, there are obligations to the dog that every owner, including you, have to take care of. That’s why I think it would be best for both of you if you separated. It’s only fair. That way your dog will get a good home where someone will actually walk it and feed it, instead of leaving it for all the home owners to do the job. So when can you leave?