To the girl who threw soda at me while we were watching the movie The Protector: What, no one can laugh at a movie anymore? If there’s a problem with people being loud, then you ask if they could keep it down. You’d be surprised how people usually react kindly to politeness. What you shouldn’t do is get so passive-aggressive with your comments. “Oh, you think it’s funny?” you asked me. Why yes, I did think it was funny—hence my laughter throughout the film. I really liked how you ran into the bathroom once you saw me, too. Honestly, your reaction was a little over the top. Are you going to throw soda at all the people who challenge you? What are you gonna do when the soda runs out? Be a sad little bitch? But I’m sure you were like that before, so I guess you‘ll always be a bitch.