This goes out to all you completely obvious, disrespectful, peeking perverts! While I’m sure it’s hard for any man not to look at a goddess’ body, there’s a difference between respectful spectators and disrespectful ones. For instance, recently I was in the health food store and this guy indecently stared at my entire body from toe to head, silently whistling and nodding his head in perverted approval while I stared right back at him with hatred and disgust, then boldly told him to stop looking at me. Or how about you, the old man with the big black shades—only a few days ago, you followed my every footstep when I went down to Hamoa beach. Didn’t you see me looking freaked out by your ill manners? Oh, but wait, there’s the old surfer out at the Breakwall who took a few too many minutes staring at me, but then turned around just in time to see a perfect wave coming and you took it. Of course you wouldn’t have the decency to realize that the wave came perfectly to me. Did you think you were impressing me with your donkey skills? Just because we live in a tropical climate where women don’t wear turtlenecks all the time doesn’t mean we’re begging to be stared at. Don’t ever expect to find a respectful woman when you rape them with your eyes! Guys, how about finally getting a hint and waking up from your sexual fantasy when you see me giving you stink-eye or yelling at you!! Or does that just add to your disgusting fantasy? Give respect and you’ll get respect! Please live consciously! Aloha.