I’ve had some pretty awful landlords in the past but you take the cake. I could smell your hypocrisy in the 500-square-foot room when I signed your 15-page lease agreement, asking for $1,000 per month. Yet I didn’t head the warning signs: NO parking on the expansive dirt lot and NO overnight guests during the week. Then you even asked that I cover my doors and windows with newspaper when the insurance agency visited the property. I guess the final straw was your suggestion that I use a Q-tip to clean all stark white surfaces in order to get my security deposit back after a 45-day period. Is this your idea of “Keeping the Pono?” Practice what you preach, you self-righteous slumlord!