You’re a very sexy guy, but I’m really tired of how you use your charm and good looks to prey on Maui’s single women. You say you’re a good Christian who doesn’t drink and believes in taking things slow. Little do people know that you do drink and being a good Christian is far from the truth. In reality, you’re just a liar—so good a liar, in fact, that I think you actually believe your own lies. You seem like an innocent little boy, but you’re most certainly not. I’ll give you this: you’re a fantastic tradesman. Your granite and tile work is amazing. That’s how you usually meet women, right? You offer to help them out in order to get into their pants. You tell women that you don’t have kids and that you’re working on buying a second home. Second home! You don’t even own a first home. Other times you say that you have to go work off-island, but I know you’re really with another woman. In fact, I’ve spoken with many women, all of whom thought they were the only one. That’s your greatest skill—the ability to make each woman feel that she is the only one in your life. It’s also what makes you so awful.