This is for the ass who sideswiped me as I was riding my bike one recent morning on Dairy Road in Kahului. You were leaving the parking lot next to McDonald’s with your phone in your hand (and clearly didn’t even look for people on bikes, like me) as you made your turn onto the road. You knocked me off my bike and then just kept going. I’m fortunate that the bruddah driving a van down the road was able to stop in time instead of running me over. As for you, I’d be worrying about karma right now, and whether anybody happened to see your license plate.
Illustration by Ron Pitts