To the guy who tried hard to pick a fight with me, even though you had no good reason: You may feel like you “won” because I walked away when you openly disrespected me, but I actually won. I have a good life, a good job and a beautiful woman by my side. You? You’re a lowlife idiot, and you’re always going to be a lowlife idiot. Someday you may understand that you’re an ugly, bottom-feeding loser who picks fights because girls don’t like you, but I doubt it. Just remember that everyone who meets you can tell that you’re just an ignorant coward, and that even your friends know you suck. I’m sure life will take you where losers like you deserve to be: the bottom.
Illustration by Ron Pitts