To the lady at the playground with the four crazy snot-nosed kids and only two hands: that’s a bad equation, especially when you choose to sit on your fat okole and look the other way while your little demons ruin everyone else’s fun. Pushing, hitting, climbing up the slide while other kids are trying to go down—this behavior is taught. The blame rests with you. Then, to top it all off, you light up a cigarette! So not only are you gonna expose my children to your hell spawn, now they gotta breathe your second-hand smoke too? Here’s hoping you take that next government check and go get your tubes tied.