Eh guy at the beach who thought it was OK to take a piss in front of everyone: You weren’t drunk enough. I saw you sip your two beers, then fake “stagger” up to the surf and pull out your (not-too-impressive) manhood for all to see—including keiki. Have some respect, brah—the toilet’s a short walk away. And by the looks of that gut, you could use the exercise anyway. Next time, if you don’t wanna get up, just go in your board shorts.