You’re here on vacation–great! You’re at the beach with your wife–awesome! It’s a weekend and all the families are out in full force. And here you are, on your honeymoon and what’s the first thing you do when you settle down in the sand? Light up a big fat cigar?!?! Look, I have nothing against a quick cigarette smoke on da beach (as long as you throw away the butts) or even a little greens behind the bushes, but a two-hour cigar around families and non smokers is taking it too far brah. And what was up with you glaring at all the people looking at you? You were on a public beach, not a private club. Will you please go home now?
Illustration by Ron Pitts