This was gonna be an Eh Brah! for all my ex-boyfriends: the one who cheated on me with my sister while I was in the hospital; the one who stole my car; the one who left the “nanny cam” in my bathroom and showed footage of me peeing to his perverted friends. Yeah, I’ve had them all. But now I’ve got a good one, a guy who treats me right, opens doors, pays for dinner without making a big thing and knows what to do between the sheets. So I’m gonna toss aside the hate like a dozen wilted roses and instead say: it’s nice to be in love.
Happy Valentine’s Day, honey.