Haiku post office patrons: Being fat, lazy and stupid makes you pathetic, not handicapped. Yeah, I know you’re only there for a minute. Guess what? So is everyone else. Here is how it works: you drive in, park in one of the three spots, and then when you’re done you leave by way of the exit. Or you can park a long way away and walk. That will at least make you less fat and lazy.
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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