To the hardcore gangsters who’ve been tagging my neighborhood in giant ugly red spray paint: Last time I checked, it’s not so “hardcore” to tag a community-built children’s bus stop in your own neighborhood. After uncle donated his day to painting over your slop, you struck again. Congrats! I know it’s probably a little slow for your gang-banging lifestyle here in the “hood,” so maybe you should move to a big city and see if you can hack it with some real gangsters. Like, now. Beat it!
Illustration by Ron Pitts