So I finally got a day off with my two kids and had the time to take them on a whale watch. It’s bad enough that almost everything we get from TV is mainland violence. Here, I thought, was a chance to do something peaceful with my kids. Nope! When we got to the harbor, we saw you beating up a kid half your size on the dock next to the boat we were considering boarding. Wow dude, think about how happy the people around you might be before you subject them to your violence! I asked around and found out you actually work in that harbor and the kid you were beating up worked with you. Helluva crew member you seem to be.
Illustration by Ron Pitts