You complain every day about co-workers who come back from their breaks smelling like cigarette smoke, but you should talk! Their scent isn’t any more offensive than your bad breath! Yes girl, you have halitosis. Have you ever heard of Body Mint? And what about our GM who uses an overpowering cologne or the [TITLE DELETED] who has B.O. Can’t you smell them? Personal hygiene should be enforced at any workplace. If anyone should be complaining, it’s me. I’m the victim here–my desk is next to yours!
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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