Eh brah! I didn’t appreciate you coming up to my date and I after the movies at Maui Mall. You asked us for some gas money, using some sob story about your girlfriend. You told us that she thinks you’re with another girl and that you needed to get to Haiku. We’re nice people so we gave you $5. Right after that, you walked over to a lifted truck surrounded by 10 of your friends. Come on brah, don’t hustle innocent people who are just trying to have a nice evening out.
Illustration by Ron Pitts