To the skinny, tall, white girl at the boutique: Thanks for being so welcoming by not saying a damn thing when I walked in. No aloha, no good afternoon, no go to Hell… just nothing. At first, I thought it was the color of my skin, but he moment my guy friends walked to the door, you welcomed them with, “Hi guys, how are you today?” as though they were going to buy clothes. Come on! I loved the clothing there but now, not so much. In the future, you might want to stop being such a “white girl” and take your sexism back to wherever you came from. You’re only contaminating our aloha spirit and damaging the reputation of the shop where you work.
Illustration by Ron Pitts