Eh screaming lady in the Lahaina Banyan Tree park! Every single night for the last several weeks we’ve listened to you hollering at the top of your lungs, vomiting epithets that would embarrass a sailor, all with your little dog barking along side you. It’s understandable if you get upset occasionally and need to vent. But the Banyan Tree Park, where there are keiki and adult locals and tourists who would like a peaceful and relaxing time, is not the best place for it. Why don’t you channel that noise in a more creative direction–like becoming a heavy metal lead vocalist named “Banshee.” Mahalo!
Illustration by Ron Pitts