Eh, you in the white truck that I saw stealing recycling on Ainakea Road at 3am. Stop terrorizing our neighborhood! I’m pretty sure that it was you who stole two of my recycling bins two weeks ago and my last and only one a few days ago. And just the other night, my 70-year-old neighbor saw you stealing recycling bins. Are you so cracked out that you have to steal people’s recycling bins? There’s plenty free ones all over town. How about making yourself useful and cleaning up a park?
Illustration by Ron Pitts