Eh landlord! You’re out of control with not only your asking price for your dated rental but your unreasonable expectations and requirements. I’m talking about your No Pets policy in particular. You’re part of the reason why our animal shelters are so crowded. Are you so close-minded that you can’t even for one second consider the possibility that people who own pets might be a lot more responsible than people who don’t? Give someone a chance. Most people with pets will stay on Maui longterm. If you’re unable to be a good judge of character, then you shouldn’t be a landlord.
Illustration: Ron Pitts