Eh Brah! What’s the deal with you three muscleheads power walking down the boardwalk by Kalama Village Park? You had to march three abreast–not single file, which would have allowed for opposite traffic or slow walkers. No, you were Very Important Persons, so no way! The rest of us had to get out of your way as you went charging down the walkway! How presumptuous of the rest of us who want to walk on the Very Same Walkway with the Very Important Persons, who were addressed as Very Important Persons earlier in this text but who shall now be known, from this day forward, as the Three Assholes.
Illustration by Ron Pitts