Eh liquor store owner: I was trying to help you out the other night. My mistake trying to tell you that your employee was way too drunk to be at work. Don’t you think overcharging customers and acting extremely rude to them is a bad idea? Guess not, because you 86ed me from your store. But I get it–you need your employees to surf and cruise with you on their days off, so you can’t really fire them. I wonder how much inventory they slam down the hatch on the clock? Anyway, I’ve been a loyal customer for how many years, but I’ve learned my lesson.
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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