Eh brah: Isn’t it bad enough that you have no self-respect, which you show everyone around you by driving around in the filthiest, run-down truck imaginable? Why do you have to make things worse for us by parking that scab of crap on Front Street in Lahaina? Customers take one whiff of your foul-looking (and smelling) disaster and then run far, far away. Loser!
Illustration by Ron Pitts