Here’s to the jerk homeowners’ association president and his wife at our beautiful condo complex in West Maui. Just because you both inherited several units from your parents, that doesn’t give you the right to treat everyone like crap. You two arrogant a-holes act like you’re Hawaiian royalty and the rest of us here are subservient to you two. You yell at kids and tell others what the rules are like you have some sort of authority over everyone. We’re all here trying to enjoy our time on this wonderful island. But all you two do is ruin everyone’s vacation with your arrogant, holier-than-thou attitude. If you can’t muster any aloha spirit perhaps you should return to the Mainland where you came from. Guests and other owners are so tired of you we could probably get a collection going to pay for your airfare back home. In fact, guests and owners have gone as far as scheduling their vacations when they know you two will be on the Mainland. Get off your high horse and learn to respect this island, the local people, other condo owners and guests.
Illustration: Ron Pitts