To the waiter at the Front Street restaurant who recently served us: I understand that you don’t like working when the cruise ship’s in town. But not everyone’s from the ship. I’m from Kihei and was bringing some (non-cruise ship) guests to your restaurant. One of my friends asked you to take a picture of us because our server was busy and you were just talking story. There was no need to be snide and say, “Sure, because I don’t have a thousand other things to do.” That wasn’t very big of you, brah.
Illustration: Ron Pitts