Eh, father of the year: You showed up at the restaurant where my wife works, ordered a plate for yourself, made your wife pay and didn’t get anything for your two kids. They asked you to get something for them, but you didn’t. Then you ate your plate in front of your family. On top of all that, instead of leaving a tip you took $6 out of my wife’s tip jar. What kine style is that? You think it’s funny to teach your kids that it’s better to steal than to give? My wife served you with a cheerful heart and you stole her hard-earned tips. Merry Christmas, brah, though I can’t imagine you’re going to have a happy new year.
Illustration by Ron Pitts