You are a soulless human and I’m willing to bet that all those who know you will agree with me. I learned of your complete lack of soul when you called to lecture me because a flyer for our lost dog was in your mailbox. You were disturbed enough to take time out of your undoubtedly busy day to call me and unload all the details about my illegal actions and the sacredness of your mailbox. I apologized and asked if you could kindly keep an eye out for our beloved pet. I hung up and left it civil, but then you called back repeatedly and harassed us, insisting that we remove every flyer in every mailbox or you would report us to the postal inspector. Seriously? I’m now more sad for you and your lack of humanity than I am about our lost loved one. Wake up!
Illustration by Ron Pitts