This goes out to all the people who speed down Ikea Place. Especially those who continue to race over the speed bumps at the end of the street. I hear you hauling ass down the street. It’s 10 mile an hour zone–why are you doing 30? It’s also a dead-end street. Slow down! The reason those speed bumps were put in is because of people like you. People like you who have hit kids and animals on this street. Of course, you probably don’t care because you continue to speed. Which leaves me to hope that you mess up your car’s suspension.
Illustration by Ron Pitts