Eh, you with the telephoto lens pointed at all the pretty little 14-year old girls in the tide pools at Ho’okipa: Shame on you, you filthy old lecher! Those are our daughters and sisters! We see you from the break, and it’s just a matter of time before one of us catches you. Oh yeah, we’ve already reported you, but I promise you that you’d rather have to go around and tell all your neighbors that you’re a sick old pervert than get caught by one of the uncles at the pavilions while you’re taking dirty pictures of his little girl.
Illustration by Ron Pitts