This goes out to the guys hanging out at the Ho’okipa Beach Park pavilion who I guess had nothing better to do a few weeks ago than cat-call my daughter and I while we were out trying to catch some sun. It got so bad I had to yell at you to shut up. Seriously guys, go find some way to contribute meaningfully to society, instead of just becoming another fossil at Ho’okipa. Oh, and if it happens again, I’ll have my husband come down and teach you some manners!
Illustration by Ron Pitts