This is for the scrub who hit my father’s car at the Pukalani McDonald’s. You hit his black car while backing out of your spot, then sped off instead of stopping and giving him your information. It’s pretty obvious that you’re rubbish, since you left a 74 year-old man with a damaged vehicle instead of doing the right thing. But I’m sure you will get yours. Better hope the camera never saw you, or else I’ll pound you a few times in your McRibs…
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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