The cove at Baldwin Beach has every kind of person you could imagine… hippies, hula hoopers, hobos, hotties, hipsters and wholesome families. After a bike ride there last week with my two-year old daughter in the baby seat, I’m less than happy to add “exhibitionist fornicators” to the list. That’s right, you two were standing up tandem-style–she in a green sarong while braddah was slipping down his boardshorts and doing the nasty. We get it, you feel free at the cove, but kids and families are NOT OK with public shag-fests. So put it away and get a room. Knock it off, perverts–and if you do it again, you’re gonna get sprayed with Windex.
Illustration by Ron Pitts