Eh Brah! So you like to surf Lahaina Harbor? Why’d you wait to swim over to the dock until the big boat I drive was coming in to park? It’s a special kine stupid to try to get out of the water on the dock instead of using the stairs–which are there for surfers like you. I can’t stop a huge boat on a dime to avoid making you go squish, so be careful next time!
Illustration: Ron Pitts
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