Eh, sistah. You’re the property manager of a house in Paia. Why do you have to be an extreme partier? You and the people who live there party there non-stop, from 10 at night until early the next morning. You have bands over there and do everything you can to disrupt the neighborhood. You think you’re invisible, and that you can sit back there and smoke cigarettes, but we all know how inconsiderate you are. People at other properties are getting kicked out for lesser things, but not you. You’re not the only ones who live in town, ok?
Illustration by Ron Pitts