As I was enjoying some pizza and salad the other day at Costco, I glanced out the window at the tables outside and saw a woman spoon feeding her pug dog ice cream. OK, dogs really shouldn’t eat ice cream, but whatever, I thought. But then she took the same spoon and without wiping it off continued eating the ice cream herself. Yuk! Then, to top it off–to show she really loved the dog–she touched tongues with the mutt. Double Yuk!! Gag me with a spoon!
Illustration: Ron Pitts