You sideswiped my truck in my own driveway when the family was in town for doctor appointments and you didn’t even leave a note. You drive a white vehicle and your front left fender must be damaged. You were either a friend coming to visit, a Jehovah’s Witness or a thief because our driveway is long and not right on the street. If you have insurance, it would have paid for the damage since it was just a parking lot fender bender. Instead, I’m left with a big dent in the rear right panel and you’ve got some bad Karma. Eh Brah, make it right!
Illustration by Ron Pitts