Eh Brah! You called my business the other day to place an order. No idea what I was thinking when I tried to engage you in friendly conversations (without even knowing you in person). you told me the story of your life on Maui and how you met people apparently you and I know in common. Then you told me to use the artwork supplied from your graphic designer, who you didn’t have any clue how it was going to look at a larger scale. I tried not to bother your “busy” life and emailed your graphic artist myself to get better artwork so you would be happy with your order. Then I left you a voicemail to tell you that I contacted the guy. Two hours later you called my shop five times, insulted my staff, ranted at my business partner and said, “How dare you contact my graphic artist behind my back?!” Then you hung up on us. Lady, I’m not trying to steal your business. I don’t gossip. I work my ass off. Please take a chill pill or get off your meds because with your attitude, no one will care about your products or services. Thanks, but no thanks, for your business.
Illustration by Ron Pitts