Wassup with the punks hanging around the public parking lot in Paia ripping stickers off locals’ cars? Do the brainless wonders have nuthin’ bettah to do? I stopped by da other day to support a couple local businesses, and was gone from the car about 40 minutes and when I returned found six stickers shredded or entirely gone from our car. Shame on ‘em for being vandals in the first place, but can’t they at least use some originality and smarts? Don’t steal somebody else’s thoughts and messages. Can’t you brats come up with your own? Well, you’re bein’ watched now!
Illustration by Ron Pitts