You were in a rush to leave the mall and slammed on the gas in reverse, nearly hitting the young lady driving down the lane. You jumped out of the car to yell at her and then your car nearly rolled away. When my wife pointed out your rolling car, you yelled “f’ing haoles” at both of us, jumped back in your car and sped through the lot. Guessing you were just having a bad day, but as the bumper sticker says, “Slow down, this ain’t the mainland.” You’re going to hurt or kill someone driving like that.
Illustration: Ron Pitts