Eh brah! To the old lady who drove a Lexus and her cruise ship friend who was visiting–whether you were in on it or not, your cruise ship friend did steal from me. After you argued with me that I was trying to scam you (even though I was showing you video and pictures of her stealing with you) and kept insisting that you “live here,” she finally gave up the bracelet after you got in your Lexus and drove off. Seriously, I got the cops involved to give her good scare before she got back on the ship. My advice to you is to tell her to never come back here. As for you, if you were in on it, you need to rethink of where you ought live because you sure don’t have the aloha.
Illustration: Ron Pitts