Dis da second time we see you and ya girlfriend freeloadin’ in da Maui Mall theater. Last time you ask if the seats next to us are available. Dis time you take the seats we reserved days in advance. We walk in and youʻre sitting in our seats! Instead of making a scene we just let you scoot over one and we sit down. Next time we not gonna be so nice. Learn what “reserved” means and buy your own friggin’ tickets you hippies!
Also to the other hippie couple who brought in their stinky loud three-course meals… no one wants to smell your nasty beef stew or hear you fartin’ and chompin’ dem rocks you grindin’. AND we know you didnʻt reserve your seats either!
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