I’ve been picking panini cactus for over a decade. It’s very hard work over rough terrain, but I do this because I donate most of my earnings to orphans and the homeless. But then you went and stole my most recent pick. You should be glad that I didn’t see you, because I go for the jugular when I’m enraged. No matter, because I believe in karma, so good luck with what’s coming.
Illustration: Ron Pitts